You know, if I were ever in any sort of situation where I had to prove that I have a strong tendency to get totally wrapped up in the most mundane, pointless details, I really do believe that I could enter yesterday’s post into evidence.
Your honor, I wrote about straws. Drinking draws. I’d like to submit this post as Exhibit 1-a.
(Is evidence submitted as “exhibits”?)
(I don’t really have any experience with legal lingo. I’m pretty much just basing my word choice on some old Matlock episodes.)
So yes. In yesterday’s post I established that I enjoy a straw. THE WORLD CAN CONTINUE WITH THE TURNING.
Other exciting things that have happened lately:
1) I bought some organic soup in a box.
2) I watched four episodes in a row of House Hunters International.
3) I couldn’t find my favorite note-taking pen in church Sunday, so I had to use a fine-tip red pen instead. You can imagine how difficult it was for me to concentrate under those circumstances.
4) I cooked some turkey bacon for breakfast.
5) I exchanged a pair of cargo pants for another pair of cargo pants.
Really, I don’t know why someone hasn’t composed an original musical number to capture all that magic in song form.
There actually was a little bit of real-live excitement today when I spent a significant chunk of the afternoon making sure that I had all my shots and prescriptions and general medical whathaveyous for Ecuador (side note: for the last couple of weeks we’ve been pronouncing Ecuador as “AY-qua-thdor” in our house – sort of like how Giada De Laurentiis always says Italian words with a thick Italian accent (“mozzaRELLLLLLA”) – and now I’m worried that I’m going to get to Ecuador (“AY-qua-thdor”) and accidentally say English words with a really bad Spanish accent and basically disgrace OUR WHOLE ENTIRE COUNTRY.)
(But I’m trying not to be overly dramatic about it.)
(You probably picked up on that.)
Anyway, this afternoon I got a shot and some prescriptions, and I’m mighty relieved to have that stuff out of the way. I’m gonna take the next couple of days off from the blog so that I can concentrate on plowing through the rest of my to-do list. Among other things, I need to wrap up some work stuff, finish an article, make one more (panicked) trip to Target, etc. But I’ll be back at the end of the week (-ish), and hopefully I’ll be organized (-ish) and sane (-ish).
In the meantime, I hope that all of you continue to enjoy your straws. And should exchanging one pair of cargo pants for another pair of cargo pants be the order of the day for you, I hope that your new cargo pants meet all of your cargo pants-related needs. And then some.
Hallelujah.
See y’all in a couple of days!



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