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Thirteen (More) Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say
1. “No butter for me, thanks.”
2. “This oppressive humidity is so refreshing.”
3. “I got so busy that I totally forgot to eat.”
4. “No, really. I’d LOVE to go to the repair shop and explain to the mechanic EXACTLY what’s wrong with the car.”
5. “Let’s watch ALL THREE X-Men movies on DVD tonight! Movies based on comic books ROCK!”
6. “Sorry I couldn’t make it to the phone. I was watching a “Murder, She Wrote” marathon.”
7. “I saw the trailer for that new Will Ferrell movie, but I didn’t laugh at all.”
8. “I’d be glad to serve on those four committees. There’s nothing I enjoy more than a good meeting!”
9. “What’s a blog?”
10. “Alex, just remember: your life is all about YOU.”
11. “You know what we need? Hamsters.”
12. “I love prunes.”
13. “If you can wait just a minute, I want to change into my thong before we go down to the beach.”
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Boo Mama,
You continue to crack me up! We sound so much alike! I guess deep down, most southern girls are, right?
My list is up. Oh, check the “Captivating” group…I made a suggestion for “Fantabulous Friday”. Let me know what you think.
I related to most of them, so its hard to say which is my favorite. When my sweet MIL came to visit (shes 93 now) we’d always buy prunes for her. I always thought theyd be easier to eat if they didnt look like big dead roaches. Ugh. Just couldnt get past how they looked to try how they tasted.
This TT thing – no idea how to get the link, link, blah blah and dont care enough right now to try either. But I do have a TT up. Is that enough to just let you know? Have you considered holding Blogging school down there where you live, sometime when its not summer?
Your post was too funny,my fav was the thong to the beach. You are too funny.
I would love to participate but I cant even figure out how to get the code to my site, its pitiful and I am a very smart woman….
have a good day
Two things.
1) My dad says if you put enought butter or mayonaise on anything it will taste good. It goes without saying that this is REAL, ACTUAL BUTTER and HELLMAN’S REAL MAYONAISE, no fat free stuff.
2) I’m with the comic (I can’t remember who it was, maybe Rosie?) who said, “I never understand these people who get so busy they forget to eat. Sometimes I forget I’ve ALREADY EATEN, and eat again, but I never forget to eat.
And…still laughing about the pickle. And resisting the urge to make jokes about mini-gherkins and all that.
These are great – you really got me laughing! I can especially relate to #’s 2, 8, 9, 10, and 13!! Thanks for the giggle!
Ha! Great list!
I can’t wait to see the Will Ferrell movie. Ben and I quote lines from the trailer all the time. “I LOOOVVEE, when those cars whizz by!” Seriously, I will be so disappointed if the movie isn’t as good as the preview!
Both of us being South’un and all, and the degrees of separation thing….We MUST be 4th cousins twice removed or SOME relation! I’m with you on almost all of them, and we could negotiate on those few. Now eating something slathered in cow butter, blogging and watching Ricky Bobby at same time…Truly a Hallmark Moment. Truly. :-)
LOL! :)
First, I’d like to thank all of you who use haloscan. Cause I know for sure I can now type my URL blindfolded and with my hands tied behind my back!
And Second, I hope all those folks out there who are on the lookout for something like this to nominate for funniest post are seeing this. You need to win for this one.
And Third, I hope you can do two Thursday Thirteens because I’m doing this one for sure. Too, too funny.
I love 11 and 12! And, some others too! But 13 takes the cake! I am SO with you on that.
I can see we’ll have lots to talk about in the upcoming weeks :)
LOL, good idea for T13! I haven’t posted mine yet, I was having a hard time deciding what to put, but you’ve inspired me to have an even harder time! I hate to say this, but I would so much rather watch an X-Men movie over a Will Farrell movie any day :-) Now I have to go decide if I’m going to totally copy your meme idea or not ;-)
I’m still laughing about the last post and now you come up with these! My family is gonna thinks I’m nuts laughing so hard at the computer! Great list!
Too funny. I believe I’m with ya on all of those.
I’ve posted my T13 – sort of – but like Bev, I haven’t bothered with the whole link thing.
Can’t wait to read this to my husband! Since I am new to this blogging thing, he doesn’t quite get it yet. After this post, he will. You’re my kind of girl!
Oh my gosh I’m DYIN’ here! Stitch in my side, stitch in my side!
“No, I wasn’t sleeping when you called me at 8:00 last Saturday morning. I was already up, rinsing out my mop for another go at the floors.”
Hysterical as usual!! That was great. What – no thong?!?! I simply can not imagine wearing one of those as a bathing suit – even if i did have the butt to do it. which i dont.
OH.MY.WORD. Hillarious! And oh, btw, love the new look on your blog . . . reminds me of Southern California – dude, RIGHT ON!