A few recent search engine terms that have brought people to the blawg:
michael johns ascot – Oh, you have come to the right place, merry Googler.
Let us gaze upon the ascot and marvel at Michael Johns’ fashion derring-do.
Not only was it an ambitious accessory choice, it was also a successful one.
BRAVO.
uncle ben’s casserole and shrimp – I had actually forgotten about this recipe until tonight.
And now I feel like the person who found my blog using that particular phrase has done me a huge service because he or she has pretty much planned my Sunday lunch.
You know, the internet is genius.
god never closes a door without opening – A WINDOW! THE ANSWER IS “A WINDOW!”
I do believe I’ve qualified for the bonus round.
Perhaps even the Showcase Showdown.
paula deens wedding ring – IS KICKIN’.
But if I had Paula’s wedding ring, I do not think that that I would knead dough and / or handle raw meat while wearing it.
I’m not judging, only stating what I feel would be my personal choice.
BECAUSE THAT RING IS KICKIN’.
how is steinmarts? – Martha? Martha? Is that you? Have you finally found the internet? WELCOME TO THE BLOG!
And Steinmarts is fine, by the way. But it misses you terribly.
help me get this hunk of wax out my ear – You know, I’d love to. Really. It would bless my soul to be able to help you, because as someone who has abnormally small ear canals, I have quite literally felt your particular brand of clogged ear pain.
What? You can’t hear me? I SAID THAT I HAVE FELT YOUR PAIN.
I SAID! THAT I! HAVE FELT! YOUR PAIN!
The wax is somewhat pesky, isn’t it?
boomama, take one rotisserie chicken – Okay! I have my rotisserie chicken!
So.
Um.
What am I supposed to do now?
I will sit here and await further instructions.
chicken have carbs? – No! Chicken have no carbs! Eat chicken all day, still eat no carbs! Boil chicken. Bake chicken. Grill chicken. NO CARBS!
But no fry chicken. Batter have carbs. Batter GOOD. Add many carbs to chicken. Fried chicken have MANY TASTY CARBS.
Mmmmmm.
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