Alex's teacher asked every child in his four year-old kindergarten class to explain how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey. Here was the little man's response: "I would pick up my turkey at Publix. Once I got home I would take it out of the bag and … [Continue reading]
At Least He Didn’t Say That You Batter And Fry It. Though Certainly That Would Be Delicious.
20 November 2007 by
When There’s Nothing Like A Platter Of Hot Roasted Crazy
20 November 2007 by
Let's say, for instance, that I moved into a house that was, oh, approximately 33 years old. And let's say, for instance, that before I moved in said house, every single wall throughout the home had clearly been painted by a professional who took … [Continue reading]
A Fine Phooey Giveaway
19 November 2007 by
Over the last few weeks I've received a couple of great children's books, and I'm giving away copies of both of them this week. ISN'T THAT FUN? I do love me some great children's books. The first book I'm giving away is called Phooey, … [Continue reading]
I Feel That Progress Is Being Made
18 November 2007 by
Before you look at these pictures, you should know that when I paint I just jump right in. Which is why you see an end table on the bed. Because I had to put it somewhere, and moving it to another room would have disrupted the creative … [Continue reading]
Personally, I Prefer My Crow Dipped In Ranch Dressing
18 November 2007 by
Whoo Pig Sooie blah blah blah. And if losing the game weren't enough, for some reason I decided to paint our guest room today, not that I don't have FOUR HUNDRED OTHER THINGS I need to be doing, but we're getting bunk beds for Alex's room and it's … [Continue reading]
The JJ Giveaway Winners (And Ordering Info, Too)
17 November 2007 by
We have us some winners, internets! The following nine commenters are about to be proud owners of The JJ. #129 - Tonya #133 - Cyn #181 - Janet (no blog - gmail email address) #384 - Julie #402 - Gina (no blog - yahoo email … [Continue reading]
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