At This Point, I’m Officially All Out Of Pride

So Alex just walked up to me with something kind of yellow and gelatinous on his finger, said, "Here, Mama," and waited for me to remove the mystery object from his person. And without thinking one thing about it, I looked the object THAT I ASSUMED … [Continue reading]

My Little Man

When I was pregnant with Alex, a friend of mine at church - a mama of three boys - told me something that I've never forgotten. We were exchanging emails about four months before my due date, and she said, "You're going to love that little boy with … [Continue reading]

Although I Doubt Oprah Relates To This Particular Problem

I TiVo Oprah every day. However, many times I delete the episode before I watch it, because I have very rigid Oprah criteria. In order for me to watch a full episode of her program, said program must feature a) celebrities b) books c) celebrities … [Continue reading]

I Have A Question

Where in the sam hill is Merritt? She hasn't commented in TWO DAYS. I'm considering contacting the authorities. … [Continue reading]

Deep And Wide

When I was pregnant with Alex, I tried to do a little wheeling and dealing with God about what I hoped Alex would inherit from me and what I hoped he'd inherit from his daddy (who is in fact David, as this is not a soap opera, and I do not have any … [Continue reading]

What Do I Know, Anyway?

I was only 1 out of 4 on my Idol predictions for tonight, but I can't say that I'm sad about the results. So adios, Kinnik Sky, Ayla Brown, Gedeon McKinney, and Will Makar. We hardly knew ye. … [Continue reading]