Tonight I opened the pantry (that seems to be a recurring theme these days), noticed a web address off the back of a box, read it, and had the following conversation with myself:
“Un Clebens? Un Clebens?
What in the name of peace is Un Clebens?”
Pause. Much thought ensued. Looked at box again.
“OH MY WORD – I have lost my mind.
It’s UNCLE BEN’S.”
Y’all. Seriously.
Now, if you’re gonna tell on yourself, then TELL IT! What about the Target logo, Sister? That’s one of Barro’s favorites!
Oh, I’ll tell it. I’ll see if I can’t expose all signs of my ignorance by Monday, at the latest. I would hate to disappoint by not revealing the vast scope of my ability to overlook the obvious. :-)