1. Volunteer at some sort of clown convention.
2. Attend some sort of clown school.
3. Dress up as some sort of clown.
4. Yell for the Rebels when they’re playing the Bulldogs.
5. Stick my head out of a dressing room and say, “Hey! This two is way too big. Could someone grab me a zero?”
6. Ask my husband if we can wear matching shirts.
7. Quit loving Popeye’s fried chicken.
8. Call a radio station to request “Red, Red Wine.”
9. Eliminate yoga pants from my wardrobe.
10. Refuse a hug from that sweet five year-old down the hall.
11. Wish that Andy wasn’t on “The Office.” Because, you know, he’s gold.
12. Choose fruit over chocolate.
13. Write a skit.
14. Perform in a skit.
15. Recruit others to participate in a skit.
16. Lose touch with my forever friends.
17. Wish I wasn’t Southern.
18. Turn down a chance to take a trip with my hubby.
19. Stop feeling deeply, profoundly grateful whenever I read I Timothy 5:15-17.
20. Look at a plate of mashed potatoes and say, “You know, I don’t really care for starches.”
What about you?
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