This is one of those giveaways where I feel like anything I might want to say is completely inconsequential. Because really, anyone who’s reading this post just wants me to SHUT IT, ALREADY and stop talking about the fact that even though I don’t personally own an Oreck, I do have a mother and a sister who are very! enthusiastic! about the entire Oreck product family, not to mention that they would both tell you in a heartbeat that their Oreck vacuums are convenient, powerful, and light-as-a-feather.
But y’all don’t really want to hear that. Y’all just want me to cut to the chase and tell you about the free stuff.
Specifically, you want me to tell you about how you can win a free Oreck vacuum that retails for $599.95.
So.
Here goes.
First. Look! It’s adorable!

SASSY!
Second. If you’d like to win this very special vacuum that’s raising awareness for a very special cause (Clean for the Cure), here’s what you have to do:
1. Click here to visit Oreck’s site and look at all the fancy features on the Special Edition XL Gold. This is going to have to be done on the honor system, because it’s going to be next-to-impossible for me to check every single one of my outgoing clicks. However, I do know that the clicks out to this link should (roughly) match the number of comments on this post. So please do me a favor and click on the link and look around once you’re there so that I don’t have to put anyone in time out, oh thank you.
2. Come back here.
3. Leave a comment on this post (only one comment per email address, please) and briefly tell me why you’d LURVE to win an Oreck.
One catch: you have to be a resident of the continental United States in order to win (I know, Canada. I KNOW. I feel your pain. Because guess what? I can’t win, either).
This giveaway will be open until Monday, October 13th, and I’ll announce the winner on Tuesday, October 14th. If you win, I will contact you at the email address associated with your comment, so please be sure to type your email address correctly. You’ll have 24 hours to respond, and if I don’t hear from you within that time period, I’ll draw for another winner.
Have fun, y’all!
This giveaway is now closed.



Let me just preface by saying that I have a 92 lb dog who looks like Chewbacca. I also have 2 cats that crap in a box and track kitty litter all over the place.
Soooo…my house cleaning tools have to be at a certain level of awesomeness. I think this vacuum would make my life happier and easier. I am so tired of cleaning 40 billion leaves and trillions of tiny kitty litter granules off of the floor. But it might be bearable with this machine.
I have been married for 12 years and I have never bought a vacuum cleaner. My husband came into our marriage with a vacuum from his mother and my guess is that it is 30+ years old.
Needless to say, I could use a new one.
I would love to win this . thanks
I would love an Oreck so that I would not have to lug around my ridiculously heavy vacuum that does not pick up all of the dirt! Plus it is toooo cute!
I would like to win the vacuum, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t feel right with one that gives part of its proceeds to Susan G. Komen. On the surface they seem like a good organization, but part of their profits go to Planned Parenthood (a.k.a. Abortion promotion). I really, really don’t mean to rain the Oreck parade, but I thought you might be interested to know that.
With all of the dog hair flying around, I do believe this would do the trick! Thanks for a great giveaway chance!
My 98 pound black lab is the reason that my current non-Oreck vacuum needs replacing. My carpet would thank you!
Lurve it…lurve it…want it! It just kills my old back (I’m really old) to lug a vacuum up and down the stairs. The ancient model I have upstairs coughed and died from dust intoxication! If I win, I will be sad to lose all my dust bunny friends. Well, maybe for a second right before I plug in my brand new Oreck.
My wife would love me forever if she had a brand new PINK, FREE Oreck vacuum! Thanks for the opportunity.
I would LOVE to give this to my mom… I vaccuumed her house for her the other day and nearly broke my back and had blisters on my hands!!! It looks and sounds like a great vaccuum!
I need a new vacuum (and certainly wouldn’t turn down the awesomeness that is Oreck!) because I just killed my new one. Yep, first time out of the box and I sucked up a blanket and killed it.
Pick me! Pick me! I have TWO dogs and ONE messy husband. Such a CUTE vacuum and GREAT cause!
Oooh, Oooh, [waving hand frantically] please may I have the purty vacuum cleaner!?!
Nate’s Mom
I would lurve a new Oreck. I have a vacuum from another well known vacuum company, but it has not fared so well with two moves and a home remodel.
I could definitely use this with my beige (now spotted) carpet!
Since my dog seems to think that vacuum cleaners are evil and must be destroyed by frequent watering whenever he sees it – I definitely could use a new vacuum. We’ve had this one for almost a year now and the dog hasn’t gotten to it yet – so there’s hope for us. Thanks.
Well, the simple fact that the advertisement says “faster cleaning” sold me. And the fact that my Meme always loved her Oreck, and she was the smartest woman alive. Thanks for the giveaway!
I think I should win that Oreck b/c it would way more fun to vacuum with a pink cleaner! I am sure of it!
Oreck, you’re the best! I neeeeed this Oreck because my silly old vacuum is broken. If I need to vacuum my carpet I have to use my broom and dustpan! Sad, but true.
We have spent a fortune on vacuum sweepers over the past 15 years and have yet to find “the one”. This one has been highly recommended by friends and family. I saw the pink version on TV last week and felt some serious coveting. I would SO love to give this baby a new home. :-)
Oh my goodness! I love it!
First, the pink. Adorable! My little two-year-old daughter and I would be ecstatic.
And second, my allergies are so horrible that I have to have sinus surgery in a couple weeks… I’ve been thinking that maybe a nice new (pink!) hypo-allergenic vacuum would help a bit!
o.k. this is the truth and I’m not trying to draw out sympathy here. However, We are in the midst of a 5+ year struggle of trying to get out of debt and go into full time ministry as missionaries. We have 2 precious little girls 2 and 4. Bottom line, my house is messy and we’ve gone through 2 1970’s thrift store vacuums and I’ve been REALLY wanting a new vacuum cleaner, but REFUSING to go into debt to get it. So, PUHLEASE random integer generator, show me some luv!
Got dirt. Three boys worth. Need this.
Thanks, Oreck! And, BooMama!
I clicked over and was nearly brought to tears (really–it’s been that kind of day) by the power of the Oreck vacuum. Less dust! Fewer allergies! Please pick me, little number thingy!
Ooo, I like it ‘cuz it’s pink! And that fay-an-cee filter thingy. That would be handy here where we live in the world-o-dust!
‘Cause it’s pink. I could mention my three dogs and cat (I know, crazy. Why do I keep rescuing things?) but really just ’cause it’s pink.
“The built-in filtration system traps 99.9% of all dust and allergens”. We are a dust mite allergy family. This would be amazing! Thanks to all!
Annette (blogless)
I would LURVE an Oreck because I have asthma, and (I’m not making this up) vacuuming my house actually makes me sick. A hypoallergenic vacuum cleaner would literally be a breath of fresh air.
I didn’t know that a vacuum could be CUTE! Everything is more enjoyable when you have something cute…and it’s stinkin’ cute. It is more than a vacuum…it’s a fashion accessory! I’m thinking that if I told my 12 yr old daughter that I picked it up at Claire’s then she’d jump at using it!
Besides the whole cute thing, I would love a vacuum that is easy to carry up and down the stairs, so my upstairs has hope of being vacuumed before Jesus returns.
:)
Sassy and Adorable is RIGHT!!!!! I would LURVE to win more than anything!!!
Here’s hopin’ Thanks, Bitsy
My current vacuum sucks, but in all the wrong ways! I love the “green” features of this pink vacuum. Not to mention the ergonomically designed handle for what ails you…or me…but that is another story!
Thank you for hosting this!
I would love to win because stated simply, I needs a new one around here!!!!! :)
I would lurve to win an Oreck because
a. my Hoover is on death’s doorstep.
b. my dog sheds a LOT.
c. my dog’s hair is behind things that I’d rather not move every time I vacuum and I would so love to have that handheld thingy to get it out!
Is it ok to pray about something like this?
Karen
Three Kids who love to eat snacks in the living room. I keep saying I’m going to make them stop doing that. But I love to eat snacks in the living room too so I keep repealing the “no snacks in the living room” law.
The combination of my shedding rugs and my 15 month old mess-maker begs for a great new vacuum!!
Oh! I would lurve to win this vacuum b/c my little $150 Dirt Devil from Target isn’t suctioning anymore – and the kids, and the dog, and the husband – they do track in lots of dirt and hair!
PINK!?!? I love it!!! And with a house full of drywall dust I sure could use it.
I would LOVE to win because mine is about to break. This one sounds really AWESOME!!
Thanks for doing this.
Well, of course because it is PINK!
But also………You turned 39 on Oct. 3rd and I turned 40 on Oct. 4th!
Happy Birthday to Us!
Holding down the dust and the dog hair would be my motivation!
I have two reasons to want an Oreck: a 90 pound dog and a 2 1/2 year old daughter.
I have an older Oreck and just love it-one of the best investmens I ever made. Also, my husband’s birthday is Oct. 3rd.
Rita
I could use a new one. My old vacumn just doesn’t pick up that well anymore.
Kids, dogs, and messy hubbies you know?
Oh how I could use this vacuum!!!
I have been saving my pennies to buy our family a good vacuum!
I have a fully carpeted home! HORRIBLE allergies, 3 children under 4 (a husband) and a cheap vacuum that is on its way out the door!
This would be a HUGE blessing!:)
the thing that makes me absolutely LURVE me the oreck is the fact that it holds “up to” four of the dust cups-full that my current stinky bagless vacuum holds.
I need that Oreck because my vaccum is on its last legs!
I would be SO thankful to win this vacuum because for……..
One – I really NEED a vacuum cleaner.
Two – I don’t even own a vacuum cleaner.
Three – I have been PRAYING for a vacuum.
And this could be the answer to my prayers!
I’d love to win this. My current vacuum is trashed. Anything I get would be an improvement :)
I would love to win this because I don’t have a housekeeper and a pink vaccum might make the job just a little happier not to mention the 6,500 revolutions per minute. WOW!
CCCOOOOOOLLL prize! I would luv to win a new vaccuum cleaner that we would call a SWEEPER!!!! Thanks for the offer and the fun reading, Boomama.
I’d love to win it because my current vacuum is from my single/pre-kid days, about 10 years old, and may I nicly say i’m beginning to doubt it’s sucking abilities? Or at least it’s ability to suck up after my 2 boys.
Why? Why not? Okay, so my Dirt Devil is less than I desire. It just doesn’t get all the hair seems attracted to the carpet.
You saw my vaccuum explode all over the family room yesterday and make the kind of mess that only, really, a vaccuum can clean up! Fortunately the hubs was able to repair it in such a way as it’s once again usable, but a new one, seriously, would be hugely appreciated! Ideally, one that didn’t cost $89.99 9 years ago when we bought it with wedding money. It’s time for a real vaccuum! :)
Our current vacuum is impossible to push- although my husband says there is nothing wrong with it (roll eyes). I would love to win this great vacuum!
I would LURVE to win this mighty fine pink specimen!! With 3 kids, an indoor Golden Retriever, and a husband with a dirty job, my carpets and floors are ALWAYS needing to be cleaned. And the dust??! We won’t EVEN go there! So, please, random integer picker, pick me!!
I have three dogs. I think that says it all!
I never win anything, but you never know, so I’m going to enter anyway. And yes, I did follow the rules!
I would absolutely love to win this vacuum! One, we are in need of a new one and, two, I market for breast cancer awareness as my job, so it’d be super fun to win this!! Enter me, please!
There are very few things in this world that would make me happier than a good vacuum cleaner. Very Few. I’m tired of buying a cheap vacuum every year – and my whining for a nice one does absolutely no good.
Plus, I have 3 kids, 2 cats, and a husband.
I love the 5 free tune-ups. I love the “dust less often” idea. And, also, too, I love that it has a BAG! I really, really don’t like bagless vacuums!
I sooooo need a new vacuum cleaner. My current one weighs about 37 pounds!!! I also have:
1 husband
5-year old son
3-year old daughter
2-year old daughter
1-year old son
Since the current vacuum is so heavy, the upstairs bedrooms seldom see a wind tunnel coming their way!
I have a pretty good vacuum (not an Oreck) so I guess if I won it I’d give it away. Or maybe I’d keep it for myself. I’m tired of mine anyways.
I’d LURVE to win this Oreck because I have 5 kids and we go through ONE VACUUM EVERY YEAR. That’s ridiculous! I need myself a good vacuum!
First of all, to be able to say that I won a vacuum from a blog? Now that’s just cool ;-)
Second, I’ve got 2 kids, a husband, and a dog that sheds. And my current vacuum sucks. Er, well, it DOESN’T suck. And that’s why it sucks ;-) My parents have an Oreck and I always get vacuum envy when I use theirs! It’s so lightweight and works SO well!
oh, i hope I win! six dogs, two kids five cats, three homes…nuff said
I’d lurve to have the Oreck because my current vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck enough, and based on what I saw at the Oreck website, those Orecks really SUCK!
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Hey!
I’m always up for free stuff! And my carpets will thank you!
Two boys. Two dogs. Two cats. Yeah, I’d LOVE a new vacuum cleaner.
This things looks so cool and anything that helps me to have to dust less is so worth trying for.
Thanks,
Billie Jo
I love this vacuum for three reasons – 1. It’s PINK! 2. It’s vacuuming at its easiest because it is so LIGHT! 3. It’s light enough that my children can become vacuum masters.
I have bad allergies and would love to DUST LESS OFTEN!
How fun! Who would have thought a vacuum could bring so much joy and excitement. We live in West Texas and seasonal allergies abound. My favorite part is, “Dust less often (I’m all about that)
The built-in filtration system traps 99.9% of all dust and allergens down to 0.3 microns.” Gotta lurve that!
I would love this because I have dust allergies and I HATE to dust. Anything that would allow me to dust less has my vote and a place in my house.
I NEED this, I am about to have a baby and I need a new vacuum so bad! Pick me!
And I love it b/c it’s pink!
selahscents (at) gmail.com
I would love this vaccuum because the kids have allergies, I’m short and it’s light, and I don’t think I will every buy one for myself!!
I went. I saw. I want it. :o)
Sign me up, please, Sophie.
Love and hugs,
Diane
please, me. mine is on its last wheel, and it really needs both wheels to steer correctly!
Girl…I bought a “got what you paid for” vaccume over the summer. Now- I am sure loving that! We need to buy a new one, but thanks to our new, higher, “fun loving” mortage payment.. we won’t be buying anything fun. (Yes- I consider a new vaccume fun…sad, very sad.) :)
It’s my 43rd birthday TODAY. Mom of 4 (5 if you count my hubby). One dog. I love visiting your blog. I’ve never won anything on a blog giveaway. Pink is my favorite color.
Love the look! Love the great cause! Love a clean house!
Pick me, pick me! I never win anything :)
My mom has one and they are SO LIGHT… after lugging my dinosaur vacuum around it’s like heaven! And this one is so cute… it would make vacuumming fun.. maybe! ;)
My husband collects cats and my children collect rocks. I vacuum daily and I have a two-level house…so I would really love to have a new vacuum.
Why?
Because they will donate money to a worthy cause. And we all know that in our current times, medical research and helping people is where it’s t.
“nuf said.
One of the only good things my ex-mother in-law taught me was how wonderful these machines are. So please… oh random picker…pick ME.
I love that the Oreck will go under my beds and tables easily and that it is lightweight. My Mom has one and loves it! I, however, am using my Grandmother’s old vacuum. It’s on its last leg…or wheel? :)
I would Lurve this Oreck b/c it is pink! And I hear they’re light, and my current vacuum is NOT!
I need this vacuum because I have the messiest family on the planet! Please, help me clean my floors!
My vacuum died a horrible and tragic death leaving me vacuumless. That is why I need this.
I am a vacuuming fool and I would look so cute vacuuming daily with a new pink friend!
I would LOVE this vacuum. First because it’s pink. How much fun is that? Second because it’s lightweight. IF I should happen to be the winner…OH PLEASE GOD!…I would give it to my mother, who never buys anything new for herself and is in desperate need of an Oreck.
Did I mention it’s PINK?!!!!
You’re hysterical! I love your honesty. And the Oreck is oh so cute.
Why’d I’d love it? Well, because my life is pathetic now…now that I’m 34…and I get excited about new appliances.
Honestly, I’d love a new vacuum, cuz my 11 year old Oreck is putting up a fight about cleaning up after the triplets!
So funny you are giving this away, today! My iRobot decided it needed a new battery today. And, the belt on my Dirt Devil just broke. So, I really, really, really need a new vacuum cleaner. Pretty Please, with a cherry on top!
We have a golden retriever and in a few short months our house will be on the market. Please, please, please, pick my number…..
What’s not to like! Pink, self adjusting between carpet and hardwood and light weight! I would love to win! Thanks for the chance.
Wow! tons of comments! I would love to have an Oreck because we have a 5 month old baby, and she’s about to find out what kind of housekeeper her mama is (not). I think a lightweight, quiet vacuum cleaner might inspire me to use it more frequently.
Oreck’s are so lightweight and they pick up so well!! Would love one of these!
sassy indeed. I want for that reason alone.
I LOVE ORECK! And I love pink. This is the perfect Oreck for me. Visualizing myself winning it…
Our current vacuum cleaner weighs 1,000,000 lbs. which means only my husband can use it. Consequently, our home gets vacuumed about twice a year. Something about that doesn’t seem right.
I would LURVE to win it because of the hair, oh the hair, that is shed in this house between three girls!