Even though I still haven’t watched last week’s episode of “The Office,” I’m going to do a MAJOR step-out and watch this week’s. It remains to be seen if the earth will continue to spin on its axis. ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
1. “Hello, Vancouver. This is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America.”
2. “I’m not seeing anything under ‘confirmation.'” Could it be under ‘affirmation’? Because you have THOUSANDS of those.”
3. “I’m treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the president. Or Judge Judy.”
4. “I don’t know how things work in Florida – which, from your descriptions, sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp – but here it takes two men to do one job.”
5. “Well, Jim, where I’m from there are two types of people: those who ain’t, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t? Y’all come back now.”
6. “Just choosin’ seats. Not gettin’ married. Chop-chop, little onion.”
7. “What are you reading?” // “The Atlantic.” // “Oh, that is my favorite ocean.”
8. “You can take the ‘man’ out of ‘salesman,’ but you can’t take the ‘sales’ out of ‘salesman.'”
9. “I wish I had a brain.”
10. “Why don’t you let me handle the Tolkien references? Okay, dumb jock?”
11. “It’s no wonder that Andy gave Kelly such a romantic card. I can’t compete with her. That girl can sing and dance and gets all her clothes at the mall.”
12. “Is it the dogs?” // “Michael. It’s Phyllis.”
13. “I didn’t see you. And you were there all along.”
14. “Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.”
15. “MICHAEL!”
I thought tonight’s episode was just as cute as it could be. Even with the whole Sabre plotline, it felt a little bit like old times.
And Jim’s back at the sales desk. All’s right with the world.
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