Kellogg’s Love Your Cereal – Post 10

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Over the years I’ve prepared just about every imaginable breakfast food.

We’ve gone through phases with certain cereals, oatmeal, bagels, English muffins, cinnamon toast, cheese grits, eggs, orange rolls – and a whole host of other things.

And while we’ve certainly enjoyed all of those foods – maybe even gotten in a little bit of a rut with them – there has been one breakfast food that has never, ever been out of the rotation for very long. Because it never, ever lets us down. And it never, ever fails to delight.

Everybody say it with me: bacon.

Oh, we LOVE the bacon.

And no matter what kind of morning it is – rushed, relaxed, peaceful, cuckoo – the bacon always makes us smile. It is, for me, the smell of home, and while maybe that’s a little too revealing in terms of my family’s fondness for fried pork products, it’s true. When I smell bacon cooking on the stove, I’m instantly transported to my grandmother’s kitchen and to my mother’s kitchen, to a less-hectic time when a hot breakfast was always the order of the day.

So while there are a lot of breakfast foods that we could probably live without if we had to, there’s definitely one that we would miss with everything in us if it happened to disappear. We’re in this breakfast thing with bacon for the long haul, and if it ever tries to leave us, well, we will hunt it down and write it letters and beg it to return.

So that we can fry it up and eat it.

The end.

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Because I Want You To Be Aware Of My Goals

We left Nashville this afternoon, but not before we’d made one final stop at Sonic. It was Happy Hour, after all. WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

Going to Sonic required a little bit of a detour, and when I turned in the parking lot I noticed that it seemed a little crowded. I slowed down so that I could turn into the first available space – only there wasn’t one. Every space on the right side of the building was full, but I wasn’t terribly concerned because I don’t really like to park on that side of the Sonic anyway. In my hometown it was IMPERATIVE that you parked on the left side of Sonic, though I could not for the life of me tell you why. All I know is that every town has its own Sonic rules, and at sixteen I was not even a little bit interested in bucking the Sonic system.

So the little man and I drove around the Sonic to check out the other side of the parking lot – and guess what? COMPLETELY FULL. I’ve never seen anything like it. And once I realized that the second side was full, it set up an unprecedented fast food dilemma for me: Do I make a second loop around the Sonic? Is that even allowed? Will the teenagers point and laugh? Do I nonchalantly park in the adjacent lot and then walk over and order from Sonic patio?

Certainly you can appreciate the fact that my life was turned upside down.

However, right when I was about to commit to the second loop, I noticed the reverse lights on a Suburban just a few yards away. I claimed that spot quicker than you can say “STRAWBERRY LIMEADE,” and we were understandably delighted. That second loop could have been devastating to my social status as a completely nerdy mama of one who enjoys reading Mississippi State football message boards, analyzing semi-colon usage and trying new varieties of cheese in her spare time.

It was a close one, y’all.

Anyway, we made one more quick stop to visit with some friends, and we finally got home tonight about 7:30. I’m just as happy as a clam to have all of our little family under the same roof again. We don’t have a single road trip on the immediate horizon, and as a result I’ve been thinking tonight about what I’d like to accomplish over the next few days and weeks (not that the normal day-to-day stuff is going to disappear, mind you, but since I don’t have any big plans over the next few weeks, I’m feeling extra ambitious-y).

Here’s my list:

1. Clean my house. Not just “tidy” my house. CLEAN IT.
2. Go see The Social Network. Preferably on a date with my husband.
3. Hang some window treatments in my dining room. Finally. SINCE WE’VE ONLY LIVED HERE FOUR YEARS.
4. Catch up on my reading for a class I’m taking at church. I’m waaaaaay behind.
5. Catch up on my DVR’d programming. The neglect I’ve shown “Survivor” is shameful, really, and that’s just the tip of the chock-full DVR iceberg.
6. Put some sort of fall-ish decorative something-or-other outside. I saw a bunch of people buying fall decorations in Michael’s this morning, and by the time I left I had a failure-to-decorate-for-fall complex.
7. CLEAN MY HOUSE. I MEAN BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ONE, THUS THE REPETITION.

What about y’all? Any short-term goals? Anybody else with a failure-to-decorate-for-fall complex?

There’s strength in numbers, my friends.

There’s strength in numbers.

The Laughing Cow – Post 4

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Now I certainly don’t mean to brag, but I’m sort of the queen of setting some seriously unrealistic fitness goals.

You know, like losing 30 pounds over the course of a single weekend. Or vowing with my whole heart that, come Monday morning, I’m going to wake up and run five miles before breakfast.

Neveryoumind that I don’t actually run.

And because I have a personality that is completely and totally fascinated by whatever shiny object happens to be sitting in front of me at the time, it’s hard for me to stay motivated with a fitness routine. It’s hard to put on walking clothes when I’m just so delighted by combing through an old high school friend’s pictures on Facebook. Or when I’m smack-dab in the middle of a reality show marathon. Or when my little boy tells me that he would really like to snuggle on the couch with me for a little bit because “I just love you so much, Mama, that I never want to let go of you.”

I mean, come on. You’d totally stay on the couch with your child, too.

But the fact of the matter is that if I want to see that little guy grow up – which OF COURSE I do – and if I want to be a person who feels good and energetic and about 15 years younger than my actual age, I have to take care of myself. That doesn’t mean that I have to look like Heidi Klum or have Jillian Michaels’ rock-solid abs. It just means that I need to be intentional about doing the things that I KNOW make me feel better.

And oddly enough, even though the power of rationalization might convince me otherwise in a moment of weakness, eating ten chocolate kisses in one sitting REALLY DOESN’T contribute to my overall energy level. Neither does, well, SITTING.

Over the years I’ve come up with all sorts of misguided ways to keep myself motivated when it comes to exercise. There was the if-I-walk-two-miles-I’ll-reward-myself-with-fried-chicken-for-supper method, the if-I-walk-for-10-days-in-a-row-I-bet-I-can-lose-two-dress-sizes method, the my-class-reunion-is-coming-up-and-I’d-prefer-to-feel-moderately-confident method. And honestly, I’ve had a little short-term success with all of those strategies.

But as someone who has always struggled with weight and body image and all of those fun things, I’ve realized – especially over the last few years – that there are two sentences that are the very best motivation of all:

I want to feel strong.

I want to feel healthy.

And I’m certainly not saying that those two sentences have inspired me to train for a half-marathon. Oh no ma’am. I have a long way to go in terms of reaching my fitness goals. But those sentences do inspire me to get in the swimming pool with my child and play just as hard as he does. They inspire me to get outside on a beautiful day and just move.

They remind me that I don’t have to do crazy things in some misguided quest for unrealistic results.

That’s sort of freeing, you know?

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We Have Also Listened To So Much Classic Country Music That I Can’t Get Patsy Cline To Quit Singing In My Head

All righty. I have to write this post super-fast because my laptop battery is dying and the cord is downstairs and I’m either too tired or too lazy to walk down there and get it. Regardless, we’ve got about 44 minutes left on this charge, so WE’RE IN A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK, PEOPLE. A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK.

Alex and I have been in Nashville this weekend so that I can help Sister with round two of getting-her-house-back-in-order-after-post-flood-reconstruction. GHHBIOAPFR for short. I think the acronym is catchy, don’t you? The little man went back and forth about whether he was going to stay at home with his daddy or drive up here with me, but three factors influenced his decision to make the trip to Nashville: 1) he wanted to see Sister and Barry 2) he wanted some time just with me since I was in Houston last weekend and 3) there’s a Sonic close to Sister’s house. We don’t have a Sonic near us at home, and he seriously thinks that eating there is the biggest treat on earth, as evidenced by the fact that we’ve made five trips to Sonic since we got here Friday night. FIVE. Now granted, three of those trips were beverage runs while we were out running errands, but still. I guess it’s a good thing that there’s no Sonic near our house, or we’d all be in the grips of a Sonic-related stronghold.

Making this trip was a little trickier than usual because I wanted to be able to keep a commitment at home and do the house stuff with Sister. Then D came to the rescue and offered to pitch in with the stuff at home so that I could be here. It really was so sweet of him, especially considering that this is the third weekend in a row that I’ve been out of town and our house is sort of a wreck and the thing at home meant that he was going to have to cook a roast, but this is just sort of how we do life. We run at full speed-bordering-on-chaos for a few weeks, and then everything settles down and we’re total homebodies for a four-month stretch. I attribute this tendency to my borderline introvert/extrovert personality, which means that I do many things with many people for an short-but-intense period of time, and then I go home and put on my pajamas and make sure nothing is on our calendar for a sweet forever so that I am completely free to focus on hanging out with my people and decorating for fall and making all sorts of new and exciting soups.

We like to live on the edge.

Anyway, the fact that D had to make a roast led to all sorts of funny phone conversations over the course of the weekend, like when I tried to explain what cut of roast to buy and how much salt to sprinkle on the meat and how much water I put in the crock pot and how I like to cube the potatoes. Everything seemed to go off without a hitch, and I am very grateful because Sister and I have been able to accomplish a whole bunch here. Granted, we’ve burned up the road going from TJ Maxx to Home Goods to Pier 1 to World Market, but parts of her house are starting to look like home again, and that’s a very good thing indeed. We’ve had a great time. Plus, the Bulldogs won their game against Houston last night, and a Bulldog win is always icing on top of the weekend cake.

Or cheese on top of the weekend tater tots from Sonic, as it were.

And now my battery indicator thing is red and about to shut’er down, and that’s probably a welcome relief to anyone who has managed to read this far because SWEET MERCY this is 700 words of bona fide random, and I’d apologize except for the fact that I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that tomorrow will be no different.

Love,
Me

The Loose Ends. I Tie Them.

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*****

On a completely unrelated note, a few people have emailed or commented to ask if I realllllly like the L’Oreal EverPure shampoo and conditioner that I mentioned Thursday.

Now keep in mind that I’ve only been using it a week, but it’s definitely my favorite shampoo-conditioner combo in a WHILE. I have fine hair but a lot of it, and the conditioner helps it to behave without being weighted down. I’m also a high-maintenance shampoo user in that a lot of the inexpensive shampoos make me itch (I know that sounds weird. Now I feel like my mama, who has always said that she simply cannot consume alcohol in any form because it makes her thumbs tingle).

So all that to say: Yes. I reallllly like it.

*****

And finally.

Go ‘Dogs. :-)

Similasan Share Your Story

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After I became a mama, one of the things I realized pretty quickly is that I like a little structure in our daily routine. I try not to be regimented, but I’m definitely a fan of establishing clear guidelines with our son. Nothing fancy or complicated – just simple stuff like making sure that homework is done before afternoon playtime, limiting video games to the weekends, making sure the dirty clothes go into (and not just in the general vicinity of) the laundry basket, and feeding the dog. And when those guidelines get ignored, I’ve been known to offer some gentle reminders and heartfelt encouragement to OBEY THE RULES, POR FAVOR.

But if there’s anything that gets me off of my let’s-stick-to-the-routine game, it’s seeing our little guy when he doesn’t feel so well. There’s something about a sick child that just turns my heart to mush, and the first time our son got really sick – when he was about one and a half – I turned into some sort of domestic genie. HIS WISH WAS MY COMMAND.

These days – now that he’s a great big first grader – I’m really no different when any sort of illness enters our family equation. I stop short of walking around with an order pad and a pen, but I might as well considering that I pepper him with questions about all the possible things that might make him feel better.

Sprite?

Crackers?

Crushed ice?

Cold rag?

Another episode of Phineas and Ferb?

Another 16 episodes of Phineas and Ferb?

Another blanket?

A brand new car on your 16th birthday?

YOU BETCHA.

Last year our little guy was sick for about a week with the flu, and the first few days of it just broke my heart. He was so lethargic, so not-at-all-himself, and all we could do to help him was to give him ibuprofen and lots of liquids. He stayed in one spot on the couch for two solid days, and I couldn’t walk past him without reaching down to feel his little forehead. We just couldn’t get that fever to break.

Bless him.

On the third or fourth day, though, things got tricky. He started feeling pretty good – but that high fever continued to linger. So while he really seemed to think that he could run circles around the house, his temperature indicated otherwise. And we had to find ways to keep him entertained that wouldn’t interfere with getting him well.

We watched “Finding Nemo” about nine times, played cards, battled through some Connect Four marathons and read more books than I could count. I bought the markers that you can use to draw on window panes, then quickly realized that I was going to be scrubbing them off of my windows for THE REST OF MY LIFE and decided to haul out all our coloring books instead. Our little boy loves mazes, and he blazed through every single maze he could get his hands on. We gave the no-Wii-during-the-week rule a temporary hiatus and let him play to his heart’s content (as long as he was sitting down and not imitating all of Mario’s awesome jump moves).

And do you know what? The last part of that week was just the sweetest time. A sick child has a way of putting life back into crystal clear perspective, and I found myself being much more mindful of our blessings as a family. When that fever FINALLY broke on day seven, I was relieved, no doubt about it – and I was also very grateful for the sweet memories that we’d made in the midst of some unexpected circumstances.

So what about you? What are some things you do with the kids in your life when they’re under the weather? How do you make the days a little more fun and bearable for them? Leave a comment with your answer, and you’ll be entered to win a $100 Visa gift card courtesy of BlogHer.

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