This Is Why You Can’t Encourage Me

I was so tickled by how many of you liked the shirt from Target (and, yay, even emailed me to tell me that you had purchased one of them) that I immediately went into OCD mode and determined that my eyeballs would pop right out of my head if I didn’t share a few more budget-friendly fall clothing items with you.

But before I start, let me clarify a few things:

1) Several of you mentioned in yesterday’s comments that you need clothes in a larger size.

And for just a moment I determined that y’all had forgotten whose blog you were visiting because, HELLO, HAVE YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT ME LOVING THE BACON GREASE?

So let me be perfectly clear: I am not a small girl. So if for some unknown reason you have a picture in your head of me being all diminutive and dainty, standing next to a clothing rack saying, “Y’ALL! THEY DON’T HAVE ANY MORE EXTRA SMALLS!” – well, you could not be more wrong.

I mean, I do buy clothes with the word “extra” in the size. But they ain’t small, my friends.

In fact, I am apple-shaped, and if this were “Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style,” I would now upload a file with a three-dimensional model of my unclothed form.

That’s SO not going to happen.

Anyway, as an apple-shaped girl, I can’t go too clingy on the top (two words: BACK FAT). So please know that as a not-small, apple-shaped girl, I will never, ever direct you toward fashion that is only appropriate for the girls who wear extra-smalls.

Even though those extra-small girls are darlin’. Just darlin’. So darlin’ I could just snap them right in two.

Oh, I kid because I’m bigger.

2) These clothes I’m showing you today are inexpensive. They’re very, very inexpensive.

I find that inexpensive is helpful if, for instance, you quit your full-time job several months ago because you felt like God was leading you in a different direction (including but not limited to the carpool line), but now you realize that hey, that paycheck was mighty handy because it enabled you to do things like BUY CLOTHES AND YUMMY-SMELLING CANDLES AND PLANE TICKETS, but now the clothes and the candles and plane tickets have had to take a bit of a backseat because yes, you’ve made a great decision for your family, but OH MY WORD YOUR DISPOSABLE INCOME IS NO LONGER DISPOSABLE.

Not that I’d know one thing about that, of course.

All of these clothes can be found at Old Navy, by the way, and if you’re more of a shop-on-the-interweb kind of girl, you can find everything here – every single item is from the “bargains” page.

Now before I start showing you some things I like, I want to make very, very sure that you make note of a shirt that you need to avoid at all costs, I don’t care what size you are:

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Oh, you can pretend that the piece of elastic hitting right underneath your rear end will “cover it up.” But at some point someone will snap your picture from behind, and you will realize that this shirt makes the back of your body look like a bag of wet sand, and you will be sad.

In fact, I’m sad just thinking about it. I really am.

Stay away.

On the other hand, here are a few adorable, INEXPENSIVE shirt options:

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I love the straight cut at the bottom, the buttons that give you a little versatility with the neckline (though FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, if you unbutton all the buttons, PLEASE WEAR A TANK UNDERNEATH), and the velvet trim. I would wear this shirt with a pair of wide-legged pants, and truth be told you could put it on with yoga pants, too (for those of you who are on the lookout for a “sweatsuit alternative”).

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Now I probably wouldn’t wear this shirt by itself because it’s cut a little on the slim side and, um, ROLLS, but it’s a great layering piece. Plus, it’s a THIN cotton, so it won’t be as bulky for layering as some turtlenecks can be.

I think this shirt would be adorable with gauchos or some cute, boot-cut cords or jeans (DARK WASH).

However, I would never, ever wear this shirt with some sort of skinny jeans. Or, sweet mercy, TAPERED LEG pants.

Or – HOLD ON I MAY GAG – PLEATED pants.

I’m sort of opinionated when it comes to pants. I don’t know if you noticed that or not.

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This shirt is actually the one I have on today, and I am proud to tell you that I paid FOUR DOLLARS AND NINETY EIGHT CENTS for it in our local Old Navy store.

I know that y’all are a little divided over the whole trapeze / blouse-y style, but I think the key to pulling it off is to mix it with the right piece of clothing on the bottom. So I’m wearing mine with a knee-length, straight skirt (in a fun print) that just has a hint of a kick pleat, and I am as comfortable as I can be. But this shirt paired with anything full or pleated on the bottom would just be wrong.

Next: SWEATERS!

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I think this sweater would look good on anybody provided that they bought the correct size. The neckline is flattering for everyone, and the rolled hem at the bottom means that you don’t have a big, thick waistband hugging you in all the places that need to remain unhugged.

You probably know that I’m going to suggest that you wear a tank underneath, but I’d make that recommendation even if this sweater didn’t have a low neckline. I cannot stand the feeling of acrylic / wool / etc. on my skin, so I always keep an assortment of really thin t-shirts on hand to wear underneath my sweaters.

Because really, who wants to go to the trouble of looking cute if you’re about to lose your mind from all the itching?

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This is the most expensive piece of clothing in this little round-up, though it’s still less than $30. But I think it’s absolutely adorable, and I love the colors of this sweater in particular. I would absolutely wear the turtleneck I mentioned earlier underneath this sweater, and I think the combination would look great with any style of pants, jeans, or skirts.

As long as the pants, jeans or skirts aren’t pleated.

Please?

Finally: GAUCHOS!

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I am in love with these gauchos. Big Mama found them the other day at her Old Navy, called me, and then I found them at my Old Navy for $12.99. I got some that are Classic Rise, which means they eliminate the muffin-top effect by pinching in things that would roll out in a Low Rise. These gauchos just scream for a pair of cute, wedge heels, and just about any top you can think of would look great with them.

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And if you like to limit your denim, these brown gauchos are great, too. They’re also only $12.99, and I think they’re a great transitional piece for fall.

So there you have it, internets – a few fall pieces that are inexpensive, cute, and suited for just about any body type. If I didn’t have to, you know, TAKE CARE OF MY CHILD, I would peruse the plus size section of the Old Navy site and put together an assortment of items from there, too. I’ll try to do that this weekend, though if one of you beats me to the punch, let me know and I’ll happily link to you.

And if you’ve found a great deal somewhere other than Old Navy, let me know in the comments. I’m on the hunt for a cute denim jacket, but I’d prefer one that’s 1) inexpensive 2) cute and 3) capable of stomach-level camouflage.

Or as I like to call it: The Fashion Trifecta.

Shane & Shane CD Winners

All righty, internets – here are our lucky winners of The CD With All The Awesome.

Emily – Commenter #49
Joy – Commenter #105
Dianne – Commenter #137
Sarah – Commenter #178

Congratulations, y’all! And if you’ll email me your mailing address, I’ll put your CD in the mail.

That was a lot of “mail” for one sentence, by the way.

I Would Never Forgive Myself If I Didn’t Share This Information With You

You may not know this about me, but I have a love for the long-sleeved t-shirt that is deep and abiding and true. This is probably a result of the fact that I have not exposed the tops of my arms in public since I was in the ninth grade, and if you’re thinking, “Well surely you’ve worn something sleeveless since then,” you’re wrong, because I can say without hesitation that no, no I haven’t, I WOULD NOT DO SUCH A THING.

So. I have a few issues. I believe this fact has been well-established. Over and over again.

But now that there’s a distinct hint of fall in the air (case in point: earlier I sat outside while Alex rode his bike, and I did not sweat, and I was even wearing yoga pants instead of shorts, thank you), I’ve been having big fun looking at fall clothes. Specifically: shirts with long sleeves.

And yesterday, when I ran into Target to pick up a couple of things, I was tickled to death to see this shirt, available for only $14.99:

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Do you see the cute sleeves? And how it doesn’t hug the stomach area? And how it’s long enough to COVER the stomach area?

(By the way, if you do not have issues with your stomach area, I would just like to congratulate you and assure you that the rest of the internets and I will not resent you for that, though the only way we’ll be able to avoid the stronghold of bitterness is through the transforming love of Jesus.)

(Bless you, flat-stomached sister.)

Now granted, I would wear a tank or another t-shirt underneath this particular long-sleeved shirt, mainly because I like to err on the side of modest and spare complete strangers from finding themselves up close and personal with my, you know, BABY FEEDERS (thanks for that phrase, Jeana – it’s a classic). But did I mention that this shirt DOESN’T HUG THE STOMACH AREA?

Even better, it also comes in a variety of patterns, and I loved this next one so much that I bought it and wore it today:

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And I was happy.

Because of, you know, sleeves.

Monk & Neagle “Interview,” Part Two

(Because one post could not contain all the interview goodness.)

(Ahem.)

Also from Sara: What’s your favorite part of promoting a CD?

TM: It’s a whole new ballgame with a different label, a bigger label, but our hands-down favorite part is playing the shows. Absolutely. No matter what’s going on during the day, we can get in that box – it’s a safe place, a happy place, and we just have a ball.

from Amy: If you had to create a personal life soundtrack, what would be the first song by another artist on your CD?

TM: The Superman theme song – because that’s the first time that I was moved by music when I watched that movie. I remember listening to that song over and over and thinking, What is this? This feeling? I LIKE IT.

[lots of laughing]

MN: My two are so different. One of them would be “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” by U2. And the other would be “Country Roads” by John Denver – my dad used to play it. My dad would pull his guitar out, and that was the only song he knew.

So what’s your favorite song right now?

TM: There are a couple of songs I love by an artist named Feist. I don’t even know the names – but it’s great. Good stuff.

MN: Mine has to be James Morrison. So good. He’s great. And Snow Patrol has been a band the last couple of years that I can just put on and listen to all the way through.

So if you could see anybody perform live, who would it be?

TM&MN: U2!

MN: I just really, really want to see them before they’re done. I feel this urgency all the sudden.

Well, he’s a superstar.

MN: I wanna see them really bad.

TM: We HAVE to see them.

from JP’s Mom: Can you tell us a little bit about your testimony?

MN: I grew up in church – and was 19 when I became a Christian. My youth pastor was really instrumental in my life. And it’s really been in the last three years a friend of mine from Alabama has taught me the true meaning of accountability; I’ve really been on quest [to go deeper in my faith], to seek God and love Jesus – learning how to walk out my faith.

TM: When I was a little kid my grandmother would read Bible verses to me and take me to camp meetings. I think I understood a little bit as a kid, but I went through a stage of rebellion. I really, really fell in love with the Lord after that time – shortly after my brief attempt at college. I got plugged in with my home church again, and I had a youth pastor who really poured into our lives.

Are y’all at the same church?

MN: We were then.

So is that how you started singing together?

TM: Yeah. There was a little college group, and we would learn a couple of worship songs. I played a little Casio keyboard – we were horrible.

MN: We would lead worship at women’s Bible studies until they just kicked us out.

from Holly: Were you Monk & Neagle right away? Or did you have some different names?

TM: Well, there was always something special when we would sing together. And when we were leading home group we would throw around band names.

MN: I remember In Bed By Eleven.

Good one.

TM: Another one was Propane-Powered Bottle Rockets.

Oh, EXCELLENT.

Are you still completely blown away by the fact that you get to minister to people through music?

TM: Oh, everyday. It’s amazing. Part of the joy of doing this is – when we hear stories, man? We always have fun, but when we hear people tell stories about different songs, it just blows my mind that God would use us like this.

So when you were playing your little Casio keyboard, did you ever think you would get to go on the road for real?

MN: There’s a little pond south of Amarillo, and we used to go out there and call it Fishin’ And Dreamin’ – with more dreamin’ than fishin’. We’d talk about doing this someday, but I don’t know if we ever thought it would happen.

That was God putting that dream on your heart.

MN: We knew there was something special – we knew there was something there.

TM: We feel blessed.

Really, I’m just so happy for y’all. I feel like you’re my younger brothers who are making it big. What will you do Tuesday with the CD coming out?

MN: We have a show in Springfield, Missouri. We actually have a show in Amarillo on Wednesday, and that’ll be sort of a homecoming – and we’ll get to see our wives and have a week off before the Mercy Me tour.

Is it easier being on these big tours more than you did when it was just the two of you on the road?

TM: I like it better because you can really get into a rhythm and a routine when you’re on the road, and that’s really good for me. I’m not really so much for the details, so the routine of the road is good for me.

MN: When it’s just the two of us, I’m kind of the one who does [the detail stuff]. But I really like having someone to do that for us. It’s nice to just be able to get on the bus and let someone else handle the details.

Y’all, this has been so cool – thank you so much for doing this. I can’t even tell you how much fun this has been.

[and then there were big hugs all around]

For Your Bloggy Reading Pleasure

This post by JMom at Lots of Scotts is great food for thought.

And this post by Kathryn at Daring Young Mom has pictures of some great food. Though that’s really not the point. Because it’ll make you think, too.

You may notice a theme of TIME MANAGEMENT in these posts.

So they hit me right where I’m living.

I’m just sayin’.

A Real-Live “Interview” With Monk & Neagle

About a week ago I emailed some questions to the Monk & Neagle boys because I wanted to do something SPESHUL to commemorate the release date of their CD. I mean, I’ve blogged about the CD at least once a week for the last two months, and it wouldn’t make much sense to abandon my obsession now that it’s finally, you know, IN STORES.

But the M&N guys were not content to do a somewhat impersonal Q&A, OH NO – and they suggested that we actually sit down and talk in person since I was going to be in my hometown for their show this past Saturday night.

I thought about it for about five seconds, said yes, and then made them promise that they would not make fun of me for my complete and utter lack of any interviewing skills whatsoever.

So what I’m saying is that I was completely professional from the get-go.

Saturday afternoon I parked around the corner from the tour buses, gathered my trusty computer and microphone (NERRRRRD!), and met Michael Neagle in person for the first time, though you’d be surprised at how comfortable you are around someone who has been playing in your car non-stop for about eight weeks running, to the point that your little boy does not know how to respond if anything different is playing and will say, “Mama! Mama! We need NICKEL NEAGLE to sing!”

Really, it’s a wonder those boys haven’t filed some sort of restraining order against me.

Oh! Here’s a tender memory for you: when Michael and I were about to walk through the theatre door, another guy was coming down the sidewalk, and Michael said, “Hey man, this is BooMama BlahBlah. BooMama, this is Shane Everett.” As we were shaking hands I realized that he was one of THE SHANES, and here is what I said:

“Hey! Good to meet I was just listening, uh, CD in car and LOVE ‘Beg’ want me sing it?”

Thank you. Thank you so much.

So for better or worse, this is my “interview” with Trent Monk and Michael Neagle, two fabulously talented guys who love the Lord and made me laugh a whole bunch.

Also: Trent drinks diet Coke.

SCORE.

Here’s part one:

[much blathering on my part about how the theatre used to be a clothing store]

[I even used the phrase “it’s a little jewel” in regard to the theatre]

[and yet they did not flee]

Do y’all hang out when you’re not on the road?

TM: We do some – but I tend to become a hermit when I’m not on the road.

MN: I do, too.

TM: We’ll do couples’ nights where we all get together.

Do your wives ever get to come on the road with y’all?

MN: They did before – they don’t anymore. They meet us sometimes – we met in Austin a couple of weeks ago.

I bet that’s hard.

TM: It can be – but God gives you grace for what He’s called you to do. Both of our wives are very strong – they’re not wilting lilies. We’ve kind of committed now to not going for more than two weeks without spending time together. In the past we’ve been on a run for six weeks and were kind of like, “Well. Hello.” when we got home. So we see each other more often now.

Now I have a few questions from “the internets,” so I’m going to run through the list, okay?

TM: Aw, I love that.

So when did y’all first start to realize that this CD is really special? Because it is, you know. So you’re not being arrogant if you say it’s special.

MN: Aw, thank you.

Well, it’s true. It’s totally special.

TM: It was in the studio when we were recording it. We’d finish a song, and we’d be so excited about it. When we finished “The Twenty First Time,” we thought, man, the Lord really did something special with this song. And then we started working on “What Soldiers Do,” and when we got that one done, we were like, MAN.

So do y’all write as you go?

MN: “Soldiers,” definitely. It started a long time ago. Trent had a melody, and he and our producer, Ed, just knew there was something special there. Trent talked to a buddy who was in the military and was getting ready to leave for thirteen months. That’s what inspired it – and in the studio we’d write, get a version done, like it, and the next day, we’d be like, Oh, it’s gotta go. We’ve gotta change it. We can do better. That was the one that was kind of the monster in the studio. We wanted to get every word right on.

And I can honestly say that with this record, and this time in our lives, I feel the hand of the Lord on [the CD].

from Veronica: Where do you strike the balance between artistic freedom and Christian faith? Are there areas of music or lyrics you want to explore but feel limited by the Christian genre?

MN: That’s a great question.

[laughing] It wasn’t mine.

TM: Well, the natural tendency is to feel that way. And we’ve always kind of been rebels in that…we’ve always written love songs and put them on the records, we’ve always wanted to tell stories. Like “Soldiers” – it’s not a worship song, it’s a story song. We’re hoping that we’re kind of pushing the boundaries out a little bit.

Well, I think part of the reason the love songs resonate so much with women is because marriage can be such a huge part of how we live our Christian faith. But you don’t hear about [marriage] a lot in Christian music.

TM: We’ve been really blessed with our label. They’ve just been very flexible – a lot of labels would have said, “No, sorry.”

MN: I think in the beginning there definitely was a wrestling with the thought of having to maybe keep things in the box. Just naturally, for me, I was in youth ministry for five years, and there was just a tendency to try to put [an overt Christian message] on everything. Even with “Soldiers” in the studio, we wrestled with it. Our producer had an idea to take the last chorus and put a twist on it…

…to spiritualize it?

MN: Yeah. And we ended up just saying, You know what? It is what it is. It’s spiritual just like it is. It doesn’t get much more real-life and heartfelt than that.

from The Preacher’s Wife: So, the internets would like to know about your wives.

TM: Like, everything?

[laughing]

TM: Well, I met my wife at our home church.

What’s her name?

TM: Sorry. I’m, uh, a little new at this. [laughing] Her name is Micah, and she’s a registered dietician who’s going to go to med school. She’s independent – very caring, very loving, and she’s a big dreamer. No kids for us yet. Really, I just love her to death. I miss her like crazy when we’re gone and love spending time with her. She’s awesome.

So sweet….

MN: My wife’s name is Rachael – I met her at a Bible study almost nine years ago. We’ve been married eight years now, and she’s actually pregnant with our first right now.

AWWWWW.

MN: [laughing] Yeah, we’re almost eighteen weeks along.

Are you going to find out if the baby’s a boy or a girl?

MN: Yeah. We actually have a sonogram scheduled in a couple of weeks. My wife is also really independent – very well-spoken, very gifted at communicating. She was teaching school – but had just quit teaching seventh grade science when we got pregnant.

You realize that your life is about to turn upside down in every good way.

MN: I know – my heart already hurts. It’s awesome.

from Sara: What’s your least favorite thing about being on the road – besides being away from your wives?

TM: We enjoy it so much – I think that if we have a really long run without a break, too much of anything is not good. You get worn out and burned out. Sometimes that happens, and you just get physically and mentally worn down. We try to find balance with that. Otherwise, I just absolutely love it.

Do you ever forget where you are?

TM: EVERY DAY. I roll out of the bunk and ask the first person I see, “WHERE ARE WE?”

MN: It’s like Groundhog Day.

Do you get to where you can sleep on the bus?

TM & MN: OH YEAH.

MN: It’s addicting. There’s this huge fan set up at the end of the aisle, and it blows in cold air from the lounge area, and you get in your little bunk and pull the curtain while that fan blows – it’s like a cave.

TM: OH, I love it.

So after a show, how long does it typically take you to wind down?

MN: A while. On the road, we’ll finish the show around 10:30, go hang out with the audience until 11:30, tear down the merchandise booth at 12:00, call our wives – that’s usually the best conversation of the day – and then we get on the bus, and everybody’s wired.

TM: We usually watch movies, watch TV – it’s usually 3 or 4 before I go to bed.

It’s like college!

TM: It IS like college. It’s like a big dorm room.

MN: You want to be up and talk about the show and have a good time – you don’t want to be in bed while everybody else is up talking and having fun.

Yeah, ’cause you might miss something.

TM: Oh, I’m definitely that guy.

I’m that girl!

(And I’ll post part two in the morning….)