I Promise That The Math Is Accurate

1 Open House this afternoon
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1 out-of-town husband
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1 three year old who has decided that he’s Larry Boy
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1 frazzled mama (who is hastily arranging Stunt Pillows and Artfully Askew coverlets, wishing there were some form of holster for Windex because I can’t seem to keep Little Fingerprints off of the doors and coffee table and mirrors)

More later!

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Comments

  1. “I. AM. THAT. HERO!!!”

    Just attach one of his plunger ears to a fixed object–say something OUTSIDE–and make sure the tether is set to keep him away from anything made of glass.

    Voila–no Windex holster needed.

  2. OK, here’s what you do. Sit down and close your eyes and imagine you have seven children, all under the age of 10. Vividly.

    Now open your eyes. All better?

    :-)

  3. OOOOOHHHHH that would be a lot of taters!!! I do hope the Open House is a success and some other kindred spirit happens along that finds a perfect place to plant their new family!!!

  4. Good luck! You can always stress the kid friendly aspect of your home. ;>)

  5. Hope it went well!!!!

  6. I think you might be a glutton for punishment! But I can’t say much; I was mulching all of the flower beds at noon today, while trying to take care of the Three, while Daddy was at church. I told him if the house sells, he’s paying ME a commission!

    I hope it went well; may it sell soon, so you don’t have to do this again!! (And ditto for myself.)