Glory Revealed

Last Friday when we got home from the beach, I found several delightful little packages in the mail, one of which contained a few CD’s from a Christian music label. Y’all know that I LOVE ME SOME MUSIC, so I couldn’t wait to sit down and listen to the goods.

(Also: for those of you who have commented or emailed to ask how I’m getting free stuff from people, I have no idea. I think maybe it’s because I’m listed with Blog Top Sites, but that’s just a guess. And yes, I am a veritable fount of helpful information.)

It was Saturday night before I loaded the CD’s on our computer and transferred the songs to my iPod. I started listening while I was working on a couple of blog posts, and while I thought two of the CD’s were great, one of them flat-out blew me away. It’s called Glory Revealed.

Glory Revealed – which features Christian artists like David Crowder, Shane & Shane, Mark Hall, Candi Pearson-Shelton and Steven Curtis Chapman, among others – is different from a lot of other stuff I’ve heard lately because every single song is inspired by and rooted in Scripture. And I almost feel like the words “inspired by” are misleading, because if I hadn’t heard the CD I might think Oh, okay – somebody read about Job and then wrote a song about trials. But that’s not it, really.

Because what the songwriters did for this CD was to set Scripture to music. There are a few deviations from the text because of rhyme scheme or verse structure or whathaveyou, but for the most part the lyrics are straight from God’s Word. And as a result, this CD is inspirational in a way that only Scripture can be. It will touch you right down to the very core of your heart.

Glory Revealed was produced by Mac Powell of Third Day, and according to executive producer David Nasser, “the purpose of this project is to celebrate God’s truth through worship.” I especially appreciate that the producers are very clear about the fact that worship isn’t about us; in fact, Nasser makes a point to say that “everything God has ever done, and everything He will forever do, He does with one intent: to reveal Himself and to receive honor and glory.”

To which I say: Yes. Preach on. Hallelujah.

After I listened to the CD about five times in a row Saturday night, I emailed the person who sent it to me with really eloquent comments like “!!!” and “I HEART GLORY REVEALED 4 EVR” and “I’m going to marry track #3.”

I also asked, in a rush of enthusiasm – without stopping to think about the fact that I WAS BEING VERY PRESUMPTUOUS – if he would please send me some more CD’s and let me do some kind of giveaway on my blog.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS ON MY FRONT PORCH TUESDAY AFTERNOON?

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So if you’d like to be eligible lay claim to one of these twelve copies, here’s what you have to do:

Leave a comment, making sure your email address is oh-so-accurate. And for kicks, tell me the name of your very favorite recording artist of all time ever (for me, it’s a four-way tie between James Taylor, Watermark, John Mayer and Chris Tomlin – and yes, I enjoy a singer-songwriter).

That’s it!

Tomorrow night at 7 o’clock central I’ll turn off the comments on this post, and then I’ll (quite literally) put everyone’s name in a hat. The four year old will draw twelve names out of the hat sometime this weekend, and if you’re one of the twelve, I’ll email you to get your address so I can mail your copy to you.

I’m so excited about being able to share this CD with people. And even if you don’t “win” a copy in my little drawing, you can still go here for a free song download and a coupon for $5 off the CD purchase price.

Finally, many, many thanks to the folks at Provident Music for the bloggity hook-up. Some of you are going to be mighty blessed as a result.

And that just tickles me to death.

Edited to add: I’ll leave comments on until around 10 pm central. Mainly because we’re going out to supper, and I don’t think I’ll be here to turn off comments at 7. And contrary to what you might think, I do not wear the computer on a chain around my neck in public.

I only do that at home.

Since You Asked, I’ll Answer

I think in the history of my little blog I’ve written an “advice”-type post approximately, oh, never (reason? because I have very little wisdom to share), and I’m reluctant to start doing so now. But in light of the emails I’ve received since I put up the link to Shannon’s post about internet safety, I think maybe it’s time to throw my two cents in the bloggy opinion bank, if for no other reason than to answer the questions that some of y’all have asked.

So here we go. Questions are in bold.

I only recently started reading blogs. Is it wrong of me to “lurk”? Should I comment?

Listen. If lurking were against the law, I’d have been in jail five times over. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with lurking. And there’s certainly no rule that says you have to comment on every single post (or I’d be in jail a hundred times over).

But I will say this: sometimes it’s just nice to know who’s reading.

You certainly shouldn’t feel pressured to comment, and if you’re more comfortable hanging back and reading and not saying anything then, hey, by all means, do your thang

What in the sam hill is a stat counter?

A stat counter is a little technical doo-hickey that lets a blogger know who’s visiting when. It shows referrals, number of visitors, IP addresses of visitors, and, depending on the internet service provider, the city and state where the visitor’s computer is.

It does not reveal your name, your children’s names, your favorite food or what color shirt you wore to the Sadie Hawkins dance in 9th grade.

Stat counters typically only keep a record of the last 100 visits. So, if you have a lot of blog traffic, it’s nearly impossible to monitor who’s coming and going. However, a stat counter does let you know if someone arrives at your blog via a weird search engine query like Shannon mentioned yesterday, and for that reason alone, I don’t see how you can have a blog and live without one.

What do I do if I see a weird search engine query on my SiteMeter or StatCounter?

First of all, you can check what queries are leading people to your blog by clicking on “referrals” once you’ve logged in to your stat counter. If you see something odd, write down the IP address of the person who used that query to get to your blog. Then, if the query indicates that someone is looking for content that might be illegal, notify the person’s internet service provider – you’ll find that info by clicking on the number next to the reference in SiteMeter and by clicking on the magnifying glass in StatCounter. I would suggest taking a screen shot of the information, and you can include that as an attachment when you report the IP address.

Is it okay for me to look through blog archives if I’m not commenting? Would that make a blogger uncomfortable?

It’s always okay to look through blog archives. That’s what they’re there for. And when I find a new blog that I love, there’s nothing more fun than going back through all those old posts, getting up to speed on who’s who and what’s what, finding hilarious little treasures tucked away here and there.

That being said, it’s ALWAYS great to know who’s reading. ALWAYS. So if you’re uncomfortable leaving a comment that says, “Hey, just found your blog, enjoying looking through the archives” – then you can always send an email to the blogger. Or you can stay quiet. Totally up to you.

Should I take down all my pictures on my blog? Shannon’s post scared me a little bit.

I can’t speak for Shannon, but what I took from her post yesterday is that whether we post pictures of our kids or not, we should always, always THINK ABOUT what we’re putting out there. It’s especially easy in our little (mostly) Christian corner of blogland to assume that everyone who’s reading is a really nice person who loves the Lord. But that’s a pretty naive perspective.

And I’ll confess: after I read Shannon’s post yesterday, my very first reaction was to run back over here and take down the picture of A. in his little kah-rah-tay uniform. All I could think about were the FREAKS! FREAKY PEOPLE! who were trolling the interweb for perfectly innocent stuff so that they could turn around and make it bad.

I have absolutely no idea what that will mean for me from here on out. I’m a very, very trusting person…and I think that’s why Shannon’s post was such an eye-opener for me. Certainly this issue is going to be something that D. and I will talk about and pray about. I’ll keep you posted on how that goes.

And please, please understand this: if you’re thinking that what Shannon mentioned yesterday can’t possibly happen to you because you don’t have much blog traffic, you are wrong. No matter how small you may think your blog is, any search engine can reference it, any person can find it, and nothing is ever, ever deleted – even if you hit the delete button.

So if you can’t live with what you put on your blog being “out there” forever and ever, don’t post it. I can’t say that enough.

Is it okay if I use my real name on my blog?

I think the answer for this question, like the picture-posting deal, is different for everybody.

I would never, ever post our last name. If you have someone’s first name and last name and know what state they live in, you can find their address on a search engine in about five seconds. If you can find an address, you can find what school district that address would use. I don’t think I have to go much farther down that particular slippery slope to tell you how dangerous that information could be in the wrong hands.

There’s a fine line, you know? And how we navigate that line is going to be different for all of us.

Okay. I think I’ve bored you sufficiently for one morning. But, if you have a blog or if you’re thinking about starting one, you definitely need to think about this stuff. Your family deserves no less.

And we’ll get back to our regular, semi-humorous programming sometime later today.

Thanks, y’all, for reading.

Ask And It Shall Be Given Unto You

Someone mentioned in the comments yesterday that I should put up some links to old posts for the people who recently started reading my blog.

I for one think it’s an absolutely brilliant idea because frankly all I can think of to say right now is “The Office comes on tonight! The Office comes on tonight!” And I can only think of about five of you who would want to read that. As opposed to, you know, the eight of you who want to go back through my blog archives.

AHEM.

So without further rambliness, I give you:

So A Vase Walks Into A Bar…

In Which I Am Resolved

Okay. This Is Definitely Going To Be The End. Really. I Think. (you might want to read this post first)

He Giveth

How’d They Get So Smart

If It Weren’t My Life, I Wouldn’t Believe It, Either

I Shoot, I Score!

I’m Posting This, Running From The Computer, And Never Looking Back

At Least I Didn’t Call It “Giggles, Grins & Unicorns”

Finally: In Which I Make My Mama Very, Very Proud (I always vow I will never link to this post again. And then I link to it. It’s a sickness, really.)

Have a great Thursday, everybody!

Love Is In The Interweb Air, Oh Yes Ma’am It Is

I got an email today from Susie, who most of y’all know is a mighty talented blog designer. She is also, as it turns out, incredibly generous – and she’s cooked up a special design deal to help raise money for Kelli.

From January 11 (that’s tomorrow!) until January 21, Susie is going to donate 20% of every blog design order she receives to Kelli and her family. You can see all the details here, but the bottom line is that if you’ve been wanting a blog redesign – or if someone you know wants a redesign – this is the perfect chance to spruce things up in your corner of blogland AND help Kelli at the same time. Right now Susie has a six to eight week turnaround on design orders, but as long as you place your order within that 10 day window, she’ll donate 20% of the cost.

In her email to me, Susie said, “I just really feel a need to raise some money for [Kelli] and her family in whatever way possible…and since He has given me the opportunity to be able to create blog designs, I am compelled to share that gift with others, especially others in need.”

Which, you know, TOTALLY rocks.

And I know I mentioned this briefly yesterday, but I want to give sweet Shannon a HUGE thank-you for creating the “For Kelli” blog button. I emailed Shannon late Sunday night to see if she’d help me out (I’m not a very strong blog button creator – well, unless you prefer them to be blurry and unreadable, in which case I’m your girl). And in typical Shannon fashion, she sent me not one but TWO buttons first thing Monday morning. And she didn’t make me sing the Arkansas fight song as payment or anything. I officially owe her one. Or two, as it were.

Also, thanks to those of you who have already linked to my post from yesterday – I appreciate it more than you know. And if you’ve emailed me or commented to ask for the blog button code, I’ll email that to you tonight or tomorrow morning.

Finally: thanks so much for all of your sweet comments and emails today. I have been humbled and encouraged and a little embarrassed, to tell you the truth (could it be? has the interweb made me shy?). But the bottom line is that I am tickled to death that so many of you are so willing to help Kelli and her family.

I’ve thought on and off all afternoon about a phrase our pastor often uses: “…let us do this in such a way that only God gets the glory.” That’s exactly how I feel; I want to keep Psalm 115:1 at the very center of this little bloggy endeavor. And with that said, I’m hoping to crawl back behind the scenes right now, JUST WHERE I LIKE IT.

Okay. I think that about covers it. Except for one more thing:

Y’all are the awesomest. internets. ever.

No doubt about it.

See y’all tomorrow.

Don’t Even Get Me Started About The 99 Cent Cream Cheese

My husband laughed out loud at me (OUT LOUD!) when he saw this:

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I didn’t even care because a Sharpie? And a grocery store circular for the sales at Publix the week before Christmas?

You can add up those two things any way you want to, but the result will always be PURE, UNBRIDLED JOY, my friends.

I mean, I don’t even really like grated cheese in the bag, but Kraft cheese that’s two for $5? TWO FOR FIVE DOLLARS?

How can one possibly resist such a price?

Also, my mama has always told me that “there’s no substitute for Land O’ Lakes butter,” and at two for $5, THERE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE! I’LL TAKE TEN!

I need to get out more, don’t I?

Apparently Bargains Make Me Verbose

Since I am nothing if not a creature of habit, today I went to Walmart. Then I went to Steinmart and Ross.

Excuse me. Clearly I meant to say Walmarts, Steinmarts and Rosses.

And oh, they did not disappoint.

I had to work for a little while this morning (I don’t know if you remember, but I develop long-range nuclear missiles for rogue government agencies as a quick and easy way to supplement our income), and before I picked up Alex from Mother’s Day Out I decided to do a little shopping. Oddly enough, shopping is far easier without a three year old companion who points at strangers and asks, “WHO’S THAT, MAMA?” as we make our way through the store.

At Walmart I found these adorable fleece pajama bottoms:

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Now perhaps I am unusual in my deep and abiding affection for the pajama bottom. Certainly I am unusual in that I have photographed a pair of pajama bottoms for my blog. But I for one believe that a winter evening is not complete without a comfy pair of pajama bottoms, a long sleeve t-shirt, some thick white socks and my favorite bedroom shoes (y’all may know them as “slippers,” but here in the South they’re either “bedroom shoes” or “scuffs”).

Said adorable pajama bottoms were only $7.87. Say it with me, slowly: SEVEN DOLLARS AND EIGHTY SEVEN CENTS. I bought a couple of pairs, and I think they’ll make a great Christmas “happies” for some of my favorite people.

Ross was a hit because I found exactly what Mama mentioned to me that she wanted (no danger of spoiling the surprise since she cannot – and I quote – “turn on the email,” much less read my blog), and then I happened upon a veritable treasure trove of books for Alex. D and I like to keep his Christmas pretty simple – usually there’s one “big” toy (last year it was a train set; this year it’ll be Criss Cross Crash), and then we do practical stuff: socks, underwear, clothes. But the one area where we can be pretty indulgent is with books; the English major in me is always tickled to death when he asks for them.

So today at Ross, when I discovered book after book marked “reduced” – well, I nearly started tap dancing over in the toy department. I got this pile-o-books for about $15.

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I KNOW! THEY HAVE WORDS AND EVERYTHING!

I found a couple of gifts at Steinmart, and right before I checked out I decided that I’d try to find a cute jacket for my mother-in-law. Martha LOVES her a cropped jacket, preferably one with beading and embroidery and all manner of embellishment. And if she finds a jacket at Steinmart that she likes but the store doesn’t have it in a petite size 2 (yeah. you read that correctly. I could fit her in my hip pocket.), she will call all the other Steinmarts in the southeast and describe the jacket in such detail that Faulkner himself would turn green with envy. If he were still alive and all.

So I happened across this particular jacket, which practically has M-A-R-T-H-A written all over it:

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And did I mention that it was on the 75% off rack? And that it was originally $39.99? And that I paid a whopping $8.48?

[picture me skipping through the parking lot]

Because we’d already gotten Martha a DVD player (WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY), the jacket is the perfect way to top-off her Christmas gifts from us. Also: remind me to transcribe every single word of D giving his mother instructions about how to operate the DVD player. Much hilarity will ensue. You will wet your pants. Twice.

So after I gathered my offspring from MDO and got back to the house, I realized that Santa must have arrived early. Because here is what I saw:

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The warranty company totally came through for us.

And I say, WELCOME, brand-spankin’-new-five-ton-electric heat pump, to our humble abode.

You’ll be part of the family in no time at all.