Usually I head into Saturdays armed with a to-do list.
But today, I have been armed only with a remote and a seemingly unending supply of home improvement television programming.
Oh, and a super-soft down throw that pretty much reeks of snuggle-up goodness.
I’ve watched people flip houses, sell houses, redecorate houses and clean houses. I’ve watched people hammer and saw and paint and sheetrock and landscape and stage.
Frankly, after watching people work so hard, I’m just exhausted.
I’m also stifling the urge to refinish our kitchen cabinets while simultaneously installing granite tiles on our countertops. And, you know, completely reconfiguring our master bathroom.
I mean, if the shows I’ve been watching are any indication, I can be totally finished with all three projects within about twenty two minutes, flip our house in thirty seconds, then walk away with a significant PILE-O-CASH.
I’m all about setting some realistic goals, internets, so I guess I’ll be seeing y’all at the Home Depot.
But only if I can get off of this couch first. I’m terribly absorbed in a remodel going on in South Carolina, and I’m scared to death they’re not going to finish it by eight, when I’ll no doubt be engrossed by a flip on an abandoned house in Atlanta.
Also: I need to check in on the two guys on HGTV who were looking for a vacation home in Costa Rica.
In the meantime, if I manage to, you know, get a life, I’ll be sure to let y’all know.
Stay tuned, internets.
Stay tuned.
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