These Are Uncertain Lip Care Times, My Friends

Some of y'all may have been around for The Mentholatum Crisis of 2010, an absolutely harrowing time when our Walgreens and our Walmart stopped carrying my beloved Mentholatum, a product that I've depended on to soothe chapped lips and treat various … [Continue reading]

Never Underestimate The Power Of A Woodwind

We were at the beach from last Friday until Thursday, so for the last couple of days I've been trying to work my way through the post-beach haze. Today I woke up with a to-do list on my brain - there are details-a-plenty that I need to tend to over … [Continue reading]

A Memory With A Double Back And A Twist

We have had the best time watching the Olympics tonight, even though I'm convinced that the scoring system for Olympic gymnastics is loosely based on Bamboozled. In fact, now that I think about it, I'm also pretty sure that Joey Tribbiani would have … [Continue reading]

Exciting New Heights Of Underachievement

Well, we have been watching the Olympics pretty much non-stop for the last three nights, and I am here to tell you that there is nothing to make you realize how much time you've wasted over the course of your life like watching world-class athletes … [Continue reading]

The Bravo Is Calling My Name

I checked the DVR a few minutes ago and realized that Top Chef Masters started last night. It is probably my all-time favorite competition-type TV show (well, except for Survivor, of course), and now that I know it's waiting on the DVR, I HAVE TO … [Continue reading]

I Believe This Is What You Call A Rite Of Passage

I was in 6th grade when I got glasses for the first time. There was a vision screening at school, and even though I knew I'd been having trouble seeing the board, I did NOT want glasses. So I tried my hardest to listen to everyone in front of me in … [Continue reading]