The Hits Just Keep On Coming

You know what TOTALLY ROCKS? When the people who are buying your house are coming for their inspection at the exact same time that the inner-workings of your septic tank are exposed for all the world to see! Or smell, as it were! I'm trying … [Continue reading]

I Forgot To Tell Y’all This Because I Was Distracted By The Giant Hole In Our Backyard

Paige had a little boy yesterday morning around 3:15. His name is Joseph. He weighs 8 pounds and is 21 1/2 inches long. Mama and baby are doing great. Daddy stayed outside the nursery window until about 6 yesterday morning just staring at the … [Continue reading]

The Christmas Music In Walmart Reminded Me To Do This

Mark your bloggy calendars, everybody! Feel free to steal the button as well, but for the love of pete, keep it small. Because the resolution? Not so great. (But this is as good as it gets button-wise because I nearly ruptured a retina … [Continue reading]

Because Narrative Structure Would Be Far Too Ambitious

1. My mama is here helping us pack up the house. There's not much I can say about that except for PRAISE THE LORD, OH PRAISE HIM. 2. Friday afternoon D walked into our bathroom and noticed that something had, um, backed up into the shower. As it … [Continue reading]

More Bloggity Goodness

This post of Toni's is just what I needed this morning. Go read it. You'll be glad you did. And I'm getting to work on a list of my own, Ms. Toni. Yes ma'am. :-) … [Continue reading]

What A Lovely Observation From A Stranger

This past Sunday night in Walmart, Alex and I were waiting at the deli counter for some chicken tenders, because OH YES MA'AM do I ever provide some quality nutritional sustenance for my offspring. Alex was chattering away about how he wanted chicken … [Continue reading]