This Is The Place I Like To Go To Be Alone With My Thoughts

There’s a new “Office” AND a new “30 Rock” tonight. Or in other words: AN EMBARRASSMENT OF TV RICHES.

1) “I have it on very good authority that in the next twenty years everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.”

2) “That’s what he says?”

3) “If you want people to put the best face on the company, then why would you pick two people who have probably never cut the face off of anything in their lives?”

4) “I don’t even know who you are anymore.”

5) “Did somebody order a hooker over here?”

6) “I can’t think of any CEOs, any race.”

7) “I could be the Indian Julia Roberts.”

8) “I get hit on all the time…. In my 20s it would have been annoying. In my late 20s I find it really flattering.”

9) “911, hello. Scranton Strangler’s in the house. INSIDE THE HOUSE.”

10) “Sometimes it makes financial sense to lose money.”

11) “I was after your money.” // “Well, the joke was on you.” // “Yes it was.”

12) “Why don’t you just move the M&Ms?” // “WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP?”

13) “Most printer sales are done over the phone, Miss Boobshirt.”

14) “Sometimes my bangs cover it.”

15) “I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow.”

16) “For hobbies? Yoga, belly dancing, snake charming, lying on a bed of nails…”

17) “She suckered you, too. Was it the cleavage?” // “And the shoulder cut-outs.”

18) “Oh. You’re still here. I have your baguette.”

19) “Thank you, Dwight. I’ll never forget everything you’ve done for me. Because I never forget anything.”

20) “I DID DO IT.”

The first half seemed a little slow, but the second half picked up and made me laugh a bunch (lots of Kelly = always a good thing).

What did y’all think?

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  1. I think Mindy Kaling wrote this week’s episode :) Do you follow her on twitter? She’s hilarious!

  2. I’m not sure if you watch Parks and Recreation, but it’s on right before The Office. The episodes are kind of hit and miss, but last night’s was HILARIOUS! You should definitely try it.

    You didn’t mention my favorite Office scene from last night, when Darrell says, “I can be a minority executive any time. I only have about one more good softball year with these knees.”

  3. LOVED IT, and if I knew Spanish, I totally would have been all cool and used it right there, but, alas, I took FRENCH! Really useful these days…

  4. I love The Office, but last night it occurred to me I might be tired of feeling awkward all the time.

    On another note: Do you watch Modern Family?

  5. I love it when Michael runs. He is so funny! He was running out of the building with the “baguette”! Love. it.

  6. Mary Kat's Mom says:

    TOTALLY loved it and SO LOVED 30 Rock! ! ! I watched it again this morning before work. I know that is pitiful but I needed to laugh! !

  7. When Kevin had his “WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP” outburst, my husband and I were rolling!! Hilarious.

    30 Rock… Best line, “BORED.”

  8. It just seemed like some good ole fashioned OFFICE. Like…the good ole days…I loved it.

  9. Sister Lynn says:

    Just once I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong… is that too much to ask??!

    it was a little slow but it was funny!

  10. I’m just glad they are playing hour long episodes…and that it is actually coming on! I always enjoy it because it reminds me so much of my old job.

  11. Those are shrek green eyes!

  12. Can we just take a moment to talk about the episode when Liz said her middle name? Because I’m pretty sure I had to rewind that part and watch it 7 times.